Sunday, November 29, 2009

Worst pick-up lines ever...

My shameless pickup line:
"I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"

My shameless pickup line:
When a hot woman gets on a full bus, say to her: "Why don't you sit on my lap?... we can talk about the first thing that pops up."

My shameless pickup line:
"Wanna have sex while we eat pizza?" [disgusted look on her face]
"What's wrong, don't like Pizza?"

My shameless pickup line:
"Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on."

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